the police say this semi driver wasn't drunk, stoned, or hiding from his ex. I don't believe them. No one can be this stupid as to get on a bike path, and get stuck under a bridge

This has to be the first day after leaving Swift and getting a job with an independent. Has to be.

https://www.facebook.com/ColumbusPolice/posts/10155894594486762
https://www.10tv.com/article/semi-driver-mistakenly-turns-columbus-bike-path-crashes-overhead-bridges

Thanks Keith!